Masturbating In The Shower Opener
A funny and witty opener. Do not know the success rate yet so if you use it let us know how it works.
Masturbating In The Shower
YOU: “Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?â€
HER: “Noâ€
YOU: “It’s true- the other 7% singâ€
HER: “Oh really?â€
YOU: “Do you know what they sing?â€
HER: “No, what?â€
YOU: “Oh, you must be one of the 93% of girls that masturbates thenâ€
HER: (Laughs)


